escuerzoresucitado:

yeah, I can picture an apple

sawasawako-archived:

the way yall will obsess over kids’ shows and then hate children

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lightheartedjoke:

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dunkstein:

supermariomamafucker:

She sucked me succinctly and perfunctory

She sucked me in a languid and meandering fashion

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nomnombutteredtoast:

depsidase:

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anneemay:

Lmao Tumblr is not the gay communist website. It’s gay radical liberals website at most. Like a lot of you feel that hating rich people is the only and strictly leftist trait lol but deep down If you put that aside you have the same liberal politics of the average offline social democrat whatever

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shizukaay0:

this was kinda rushed but medic y/n 😍 idk

shizukaay0:

*trembles and cries

*sees picture of big sexy man with gun, immediately thinks of König*