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nefepants   [neh-fee pants]
noun.
1. a derpish, tall person that likes giving hugs.

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Hello. I'm the part-time village idiot/wanton mistress of the night/derp artist/local perv/giraffe in disguise/Makorra shipper. Nice to meet you. This blog was actually originally supposed to be my art blog, but something went horribly wrong, LOL.

WARNING: This blog is very frequently NSFW. But sometimes I post some social commentary, or have something interesting to say. And then I go back to reblogging porn.

Because penis is good for the soul.

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Real Name: Nunya Damn Beezwax. Nefepants.
Nicknames: Mystery / Smiles McGee / Nefe / Nef.
Gender: Female

Theme Song: Loser by Beck.

Location: Good ol' US of A.
Occupation: Student / fail artist.
Hobbies: Reading, drawing, being a night owl.
Likes: Cats, the Pizza Shop crew, the UBF Twitter crew, porn, Batman, my OCs, video games, reptiles, Fear Factor, vegan ice cream, 'that's what she said' jokes, Marlon Brando, smoothies, nyan cat.

Sometimes people use the term “out of sight, out of mind” when discussing long-distance connections. Because hey, it’s only natural to think that the less and less you see of someone, the less and less they cross your mind.

But then there’s that one person in your life that completely flips that saying on it’s head.

Once they leave, you feel incomplete. As if they accidentally stuffed a piece of yourself into their suitcase, and you didn’t realize it until you searched all over for it, and it’s just gone.

— 2 months ago with 1 note
#love  #life  #anecdote  #my life  #long-distance  #long distance love  #long distance relationship  #relationships  #relationship advice 
Me:This is it. I'm going to make the most out of life. I'm going to be honest with people. I'm going to ignore my fears, and go out and get things that will make me happy in life.
Life:Whoa calm the fuck down, who said you can be happy?
— 2 months ago with 1 note
#life  #my life  #gpoy  #god dammit  #kill me 

Alright my little ones, I’m gonna lay a fucker of a truth bomb on you right now, if you didn’t know this.

Saying, “I’m an asshole, it’s just my personality.” isn’t an excuse. It’s also not cool to force your friends and family into accepting your asshole behavior just because you label it as a personality trait.

Same goes for having an attractive asshole friend. You know the one. The one friend who’s just way too damn sexy, but they say and do really insensitive shit on a daily basis.

Letting their bad behavior slide under the pretense of ‘attractiveness’ will just encourage their bad behavior, and they’ll just believe they can keep doing, and getting what they want just because they’re attractive. 

I guess my whole point is to stop encouraging asshole behavior, in yourself and in others.

— 3 months ago with 4 notes
#socialization  #life  #advice  #truth  #assholes  #douchebags  #Truth bomb 

I think it should be a general rule in society that if you don’t like someone, you shouldn’t flirt with them, or do anything to mislead them into thinking otherwise.

— 1 year ago with 1 note
#That's the kind of world I want to live in.  #Shit would be so much simpler that way.  #flirting  #life