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nefepants   [neh-fee pants]
noun.
1. a derpish, tall person that likes giving hugs.

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Hello. I'm the part-time village idiot/derp artist/pain relief stoner/social justice warrior/fangirl. Nice to meet you. This blog was actually originally supposed to be my art blog, but something went horribly wrong, LOL.

WARNING: This blog is oftentimes NSFW. So if you follow me, don't forget to Tumblr Savior the tag 'NSFW' if it makes you uncomfortable. <3

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DeviantArt | My stoopid sexy face | Art tag


Real Name: Nefertiti
Nicknames: Nefe/Nef/Nippletitty/Giraffe
Gender: Female

Theme Song: Sail by AWOLNATION.

Location: Good ol' US of A.
Occupation: Student / fail artist.
Hobbies: Drawing, movies, being a night owl.
Likes: Cats, porn, Batman, my OCs, video games, reptiles, Bob's Burgers, League of Legends, Blue Machine, nyan cat.

falcyflamestriker:

They did it. They finally arrested Foxy for being a fucking murderer.

falcyflamestriker:

They did it. They finally arrested Foxy for being a fucking murderer.

— 1 hour ago with 496 notes
#fnaf  #Incidentally that cop looks a lot like my grandpa 

unexplained-events:

Strange Marine Creature

This strange creature was filmed underwater by drillers in the deep ocean. It is called Deepstaria enigmatica. It looks like an underwater dementor.

VIDEO

What

the fuck

is that

(via divinesdea)

— 1 hour ago with 16646 notes
#nature 

kzyune:

"I want a youtuber that isnt sexist"

  • Markiplier

"I want a youtuber that doesn’t make controversial jokes"

  • have you considered: Markiplier

"I want a youtuber that is actually funny and genuine and talks to their fans on a regular basis"

"I want a youtuber that-"

  • image

(via ask-ecchisketch)

— 2 hours ago with 13744 notes
#He's so cute help 
bluandorange:

bluandorange:

black trans man batman because I couldn’t stop thinking about it

so I did this at buttcrack-thirty this morning

YES.

bluandorange:

bluandorange:

black trans man batman because I couldn’t stop thinking about it

so I did this at buttcrack-thirty this morning

YES.

(via littlemissscorpio)

— 6 hours ago with 11114 notes

paradisdesbilles:

do you ever read someone’s opinion about something and just go “okay for the sake of our friendship I’ll just ignore that”

(via littlemissscorpio)

— 9 hours ago with 236337 notes
#Every. Fucking. Day. 

emoplantblogger:

omgineedsomecoffey:

salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

Idk, I think this kid is my hero now?

UM hello this is Andy milonokis????

I am absolutely too high for videos like this.

(via i-am-an-art-turtle)

— 9 hours ago with 126699 notes
The best times to kiss a girl

abraesive:

When she’s babbling on about something. When you’re arguing. When you see her. When you’re with her. When you’re with your friends. When she cries. When shes happy. When she does something you love. After you ask her out. After she says she loves you. After you just kissed her. Before you leave. My point is, whenever you get the chance to kiss her, kiss her. It makes her feel loved. 

if you kiss me when we’re arguing i will punch you straight in the fucking jaw

(Source: nessajoybabe, via deliriumoblivion)

— 9 hours ago with 349322 notes
iwillneverdropmysword:

masteradept:

american-ruby:

ohfalada:

Also their clothes (pockets, pockets, pockets).

if stuff is made for men, it’s practical and helps them be human beings
if stuff is made for women, it’s pretty and helps us be decoration

You forgot, the stuff made for women is also more expensive

Will never NOT reblog stuff such as this.

iwillneverdropmysword:

masteradept:

american-ruby:

ohfalada:

Also their clothes (pockets, pockets, pockets).

if stuff is made for men, it’s practical and helps them be human beings

if stuff is made for women, it’s pretty and helps us be decoration

You forgot, the stuff made for women is also more expensive

Will never NOT reblog stuff such as this.

(Source: mindynovak, via amazinmireya)

— 10 hours ago with 256906 notes