It was a dumb joke, ignore that.
29. (Name something you CANNOT wait for) FUCKING HALLOWEEN, MAN. Oh, and getting to celebrate my birthday with my twin for the first time in like….8 years? Yeah, I’m stoked.
Holy shit my birthday is in 8 days-
39. (Zodiac sign) Scorpio.#Soon I'll be able to pay for my own alcohol instead of using the 'I'm underage' excuse to get free booze from people.
I definitely won’t be bored answering this ask. So don’t apologize, I really needed this. XD
(Warning: This post is long as fuck, and it’s all about me. You’ve been properly warned.)
1. (Last kiss?) Holy shit, I don’t even remember. I want to say the Summer of 2013?…………..
5. (Last time you cried?) This morning. I watched the video clip where Littlefoot’s mother dies, and I bawled like a fucking infant.
7. (Been cheated on?) Yes. My ex cheated on me with their ex. It was literally fucking ex-ception.
12. (Had sex this year?) No, and I plan on keeping it that way.
13. (How many people have you had sex with this year?) Zero.
26. (What did you do for your last Birthday?) It was insanely uneventful. I just went to my classes for that day, went home, and did errands.
31. (What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?) I’d definitely change the whole ‘crippling disability’ part.
33. (When is the last time you had sex?) August 2013, and it was traumatic.
47. (Do you have a crush on someone?) Nope, sorry.
48. (What do you like about yourself?) That I don’t bullshit or beat around the bush. That I can carry a conversation with literally anyone without tripping up or losing my train of thought. How intelligent I am. How I can terrify small children with the slightest glance. How fiercely independent I am. And honestly, I really like the physical. Sue me if that sounds narcissistic.
53. (First piercing?) A cartilage piercing, done by my mother.
61. (I’m about to) either doodle something, or continue watching Parks and Recreation.
64. (Want kids?) Oh, god no. Unless I’m involved with an incredible person whom I want to start a family with.
68. (Hugs or kisses?) Hugs are fucking hella.
69. (Shorter or taller?) Shorter, because being the tallest person in a room gives me a sense of deep physical superiority.
82. (Been arrested?) I’ve never been arrested, but I almost was after I got kettled by police during a protest.
95. (Did you sing today?) Of course I did, who the fuck doesn’t sing along to their favorite music?
99. (Are you afraid of falling in love?) I’m not afraid perse, it’s just that I generally have minimal interest in romance when it comes to myself. I love romantic shit in an observational sense, though.
100. (Do you like the way you look?) I acknowledge my superficial ‘flaws’, but I also acknowledge that I’m flawless as fuck regardless.#about me #long post
|1. Last kiss|
|2. Last phone call|
|3. Last text message|
|4. Last song you listened to|
|5. Last time you cried|
|HAVE YOU EVER:|
|6. Dated someone twice|
|7. Been cheated on|
|8. Self harmed|
|9. Lost someone special|
|10. Been depressed|
|11. Been drunk and threw up|
|THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:|
|12. had sex|
|13. How many people have you had sex with this year?|
|15. Made a new friend|
|17. Laughed until you cried|
|18. Met someone who changed you|
|19. Found out who your true friends were|
|20. Found out someone was talking about you|
|26. What did you do for your last Birthday|
|27. What time did you wake up today|
|29. Name something you CANNOT wait for|
|30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time|
|31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life|
|32. What are you listening to right now|
|33. When is the last time you had sex?|
|34. Who's getting on your nerves right now|
|35. Most visited webpage|
|36. Favorite colour|
|38. Relationship Status|
|39. Zodiac sign|
|40. Male or female|
|41. Primary school|
|42. Secondary School|
|43. High school/college|
|44. Eye color|
|47. Do you have a crush on someone|
|48. What do you like about yourself|
|51. Righty or lefty|
|53. First piercing|
|54. First best friend|
|55. First hookup|
|56. First Bestfriend|
|61. I'm about to|
|62. Listening to|
|63. Waiting for|
|64. Want kids?|
|65. Get married?|
|WHICH IS BETTER:|
|67. Lips or eyes|
|68. Hugs or kisses|
|69. Shorter or taller|
|70. Older or Younger|
|71. Romantic or spontaneous|
|72. Nice stomach or nice arms|
|73. Sensitive or loud|
|74. Hook-up or relationship|
|HAVE YOU EVER:|
|76. Kissed a stranger|
|77. Drank hard liquor|
|78. Lost glasses/contacts|
|79. Had sex|
|80. Broken someone's heart|
|82. Been arrested|
|83. Turned someone down|
|84. Cried when someone died|
|85. Fallen for a friend|
|DO YOU BELIEVE IN:|
|88. Love at first sight|
|90. Santa Clause|
|91. Kiss on the first date|
|93. How would you label yourself?|
|94. Someone You Pray Everyday For|
|95. Did you sing today|
|96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About|
|97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?|
|98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For|
|99. Are you afraid of falling in love?|
|100. Do you like the way you look?|
|Actually ask me something. Anon or not.|
I’ll show you peeps my costume when I get it, because I honestly don’t even know what I want to dress up as yet.
Yep, I did say that to my doctor. But at that point, I hadn’t had a drink in almost a year and didn’t plan on drinking any time soon.
Which is ironic, because I got drunk that same evening.#I'm a piece of work I hope you guys understand this. #It was a stressful day don't judge me