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nefepants   [neh-fee pants]
noun.
1. a derpish, tall person that likes giving hugs.

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Hello. I'm the part-time village idiot/artist/pain relief stoner/social justice warrior/fangirl. Nice to meet you. This blog was actually originally supposed to be my art blog, but something went horribly, horribly wrong.

WARNING: This blog is oftentimes NSFW. So if you follow me, don't forget to Tumblr Savior the tag 'NSFW' if it makes you uncomfortable.

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DeviantArt | My stoopid sexy face | Art tag | F.A.Q.


Real Name: Nefertiti
Nicknames: Nefe/Nef/Nippletitty/Giraffe
Gender: Female

Theme Song: Sail by AWOLNATION.

Location: Good ol' US of A.
Occupation: Student / fail artist.
Hobbies: Drawing, movies, being a night owl.
Likes: Cats, porn, Batman, my OCs, video games, reptiles, Bob's Burgers, League of Legends, Blue Machine, nyan cat.

sourcedumal:

cognitivedissonance:

sailtowardthehorizon:

misunderst00ds0ul:

sailtowardthehorizon:

misunderst00ds0ul:

ohhmelancholy:

misunderst00ds0ul:

joybeeeez:

guys never realize that. 

Why play games though? Just come out and say no, don’t seem to hard.

cause the word “no” is not in ya’ll vocabulary.

Who is this ya’ll you speak of?

Honestly flat out saying no can be really scary. A lot of guys will be cool and leave you alone, but there are enough that won’t that I don’t always feel comfortable saying no. You don’t always know how a guy will react. I’ve had enough bad experiences that I always have an excuse or friend because I’m not willing to take that chance. Sometimes “playing games” is keeping myself safe.

That’s absolutely terrible, I know from personal experience I like women to be straight up with me. At the same time I know guys who are so childish and petty.

Childish guys are the easier ones. I’d rather deal with a childish guy that talks shit than a guy that gets violent. Either sucks but its the lesser of two evils

whenwomenrefuse
exists for a reason.


Dudes out here are legit KILLING AND MAIMING WOMEN FOR SAYING NO OUTRIGHT and you wondering why we have to ‘play these games?’
I have been verbally harassed and FOLLOWED FOR SIX CITY BLOCKS for not giving a man my number. I thank GOD I wasn’t killed that day.

sourcedumal:

cognitivedissonance:

sailtowardthehorizon:

misunderst00ds0ul:

sailtowardthehorizon:

misunderst00ds0ul:

ohhmelancholy:

misunderst00ds0ul:

joybeeeez:

guys never realize that. 

Why play games though? Just come out and say no, don’t seem to hard.

cause the word “no” is not in ya’ll vocabulary.

Who is this ya’ll you speak of?

Honestly flat out saying no can be really scary. A lot of guys will be cool and leave you alone, but there are enough that won’t that I don’t always feel comfortable saying no. You don’t always know how a guy will react. I’ve had enough bad experiences that I always have an excuse or friend because I’m not willing to take that chance. Sometimes “playing games” is keeping myself safe.

That’s absolutely terrible, I know from personal experience I like women to be straight up with me. At the same time I know guys who are so childish and petty.

Childish guys are the easier ones. I’d rather deal with a childish guy that talks shit than a guy that gets violent. Either sucks but its the lesser of two evils

whenwomenrefuse
exists for a reason.

Dudes out here are legit KILLING AND MAIMING WOMEN FOR SAYING NO OUTRIGHT and you wondering why we have to ‘play these games?’

I have been verbally harassed and FOLLOWED FOR SIX CITY BLOCKS for not giving a man my number. I thank GOD I wasn’t killed that day.

(Source: jay-escobar, via shoorkmachine)

— 8 hours ago with 42292 notes
Anonymous asked: Why are you sorry for not having a crush? Also, 29 and 39.


Answer:

It was a dumb joke, ignore that.

29. (Name something you CANNOT wait for) FUCKING HALLOWEEN, MAN. Oh, and getting to celebrate my birthday with my twin for the first time in like….8 years? Yeah, I’m stoked. Holy shit my birthday is in 8 days-

39. (Zodiac sign) Scorpio.

— 14 hours ago
#Soon I'll be able to pay for my own alcohol instead of using the 'I'm underage' excuse to get free booze from people. 
cynicallys:

ITS AN ADD FOR FUCKINF FUNERAL SERVICES

cynicallys:

ITS AN ADD FOR FUCKINF FUNERAL SERVICES

(Source: hippiesispunkz, via maple-meg)

— 15 hours ago with 221775 notes
#about me 
Anonymous asked: 1, 5, 7, 12, 13, 26, 31, 33, 47, 48, 53, 61, 64, 68, 69, 82, 95, 99, 100. Sorry for picking so many


Answer:

I definitely won’t be bored answering this ask. So don’t apologize, I really needed this. XD

(Warning: This post is long as fuck, and it’s all about me. You’ve been properly warned.)

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1. (Last kiss?) Holy shit, I don’t even remember. I want to say the Summer of 2013?…………..

5. (Last time you cried?This morning. I watched the video clip where Littlefoot’s mother dies, and I bawled like a fucking infant.

7. (Been cheated on?) Yes. My ex cheated on me with their ex. It was literally fucking ex-ception.

12. (Had sex this year?) No, and I plan on keeping it that way.

13. (How many people have you had sex with this year?) Zero.

26. (What did you do for your last Birthday?) It was insanely uneventful. I just went to my classes for that day, went home, and did errands. 

31. (What is one thing you wish you could change about your life?) I’d definitely change the whole ‘crippling disability’ part.

33. (When is the last time you had sex?) August 2013, and it was traumatic.

47. (Do you have a crush on someone?) Nope, sorry.

48. (What do you like about yourself?) That I don’t bullshit or beat around the bush. That I can carry a conversation with literally anyone without tripping up or losing my train of thought. How intelligent I am. How I can terrify small children with the slightest glance. How fiercely independent I am. And honestly, I really like the physical. Sue me if that sounds narcissistic.

53. (First piercing?) A cartilage piercing, done by my mother.

61. (I’m about to) either doodle something, or continue watching Parks and Recreation.

64. (Want kids?) Oh, god no. Unless I’m involved with an incredible person whom I want to start a family with.

68. (Hugs or kisses?) Hugs are fucking hella.

69. (Shorter or taller?) Shorter, because being the tallest person in a room gives me a sense of deep physical superiority.

82. (Been arrested?) I’ve never been arrested, but I almost was after I got kettled by police during a protest.

95. (Did you sing today?) Of course I did, who the fuck doesn’t sing along to their favorite music?

99. (Are you afraid of falling in love?) I’m not afraid perse, it’s just that I generally have minimal interest in romance when it comes to myself. I love romantic shit in an observational sense, though.

100. (Do you like the way you look?) I acknowledge my superficial ‘flaws’, but I also acknowledge that I’m flawless as fuck regardless.

— 16 hours ago
#about me  #long post 

kill your curiosity

1. Last kiss
2. Last phone call
3. Last text message
4. Last song you listened to
5. Last time you cried
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice
7. Been cheated on
8. Self harmed
9. Lost someone special
10. Been depressed
11. Been drunk and threw up
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
12. had sex
13. How many people have you had sex with this year?
15. Made a new friend
17. Laughed until you cried
18. Met someone who changed you
19. Found out who your true friends were
20. Found out someone was talking about you
26. What did you do for your last Birthday
27. What time did you wake up today
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for
30. Last time you saw your all of your siblings at the same time
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life
32. What are you listening to right now
33. When is the last time you had sex?
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now
35. Most visited webpage
36. Favorite colour
37. Nicknames
38. Relationship Status
39. Zodiac sign
40. Male or female
41. Primary school
42. Secondary School
43. High school/college
44. Eye color
46. Height
47. Do you have a crush on someone
48. What do you like about yourself
49. Piercings
50. Tattoos
51. Righty or lefty
FIRSTS:
53. First piercing
54. First best friend
55. First hookup
56. First Bestfriend
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating
60. Drinking
61. I'm about to
62. Listening to
63. Waiting for
YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids?
65. Get married?
66. Career
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes
68. Hugs or kisses
69. Shorter or taller
70. Older or Younger
71. Romantic or spontaneous
72. Nice stomach or nice arms
73. Sensitive or loud
74. Hook-up or relationship
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger
77. Drank hard liquor
78. Lost glasses/contacts
79. Had sex
80. Broken someone's heart
82. Been arrested
83. Turned someone down
84. Cried when someone died
85. Fallen for a friend
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself
87. Miracles
88. Love at first sight
89. Heaven
90. Santa Clause
91. Kiss on the first date
92. Angels
93. How would you label yourself?
94. Someone You Pray Everyday For
95. Did you sing today
96. Who From All Your Ex's have You Cared The Most About
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?
98. Out Of Everything In The World What Do You Wish For
99. Are you afraid of falling in love?
100. Do you like the way you look?
Actually ask me something. Anon or not.
— 17 hours ago with 506364 notes
#I LOVE how many sex questions there are. Fucking love it.  #Hashtag sarcasm 

tonystarks:

"well why is it even important to mention aromantic and asexual people all the time not everyone gets mention-"

because our entire culture is so deeply steeped in sex and romance and there’s millions of people who want none of one or the other or both and they need to be recognized and mentioned instead of made to feel like they don’t fit and they’re broken

(via noiseless-ch0rus)

— 18 hours ago with 20493 notes
#FUCKING THANK YOU 
Anonymous asked: Will you take a picture to let us see your costume? Also, a while back didn't you say you told your doc you don't drink?


Answer:

I’ll show you peeps my costume when I get it, because I honestly don’t even know what I want to dress up as yet.

Yep, I did say that to my doctor. But at that point, I hadn’t had a drink in almost a year and didn’t plan on drinking any time soon.

Which is ironic, because I got drunk that same evening.

— 18 hours ago
#I'm a piece of work I hope you guys understand this.  #It was a stressful day don't judge me